Let's talk a bit about 3D Touch. Let me first start by asking: what the heck would a touch be if it weren't done in 3D??? I suppose it would be a touch made through my mind. Which means that Apple, by naming it "3D touch," is simply reminding us that they have yet to perfect the ability for phones to be worked through the mind. Damn, Apple, what's taking so long? I'm dying for the Transcendental Touch iPhone. It can't be explained how it works...at least not in the phenomenal realm, that is.